Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Arsenal want Gareth Barry LOL HAA AH AHAH

My new favourite transfer rumour is that Arsenal have decided to spend some of their decade long earned cash on Gareth Barry.  Gareth.  Barry.


The 32 year old only has 1 year left on his £100,000 a week contract and no that's not a typing error.  I don't know why I'm so unnecessarily harsh on Gareth Barry but I think it might be because he's shit and incredibly boring.  I think if he'd just set fire to something, or rob a bank, or become a vigilante crime fighter that acts as a symbol for justice in the messed up city he loves I'd like him more but that's mostly because I really like batman and setting fire to things.

So anyway apparently Arsenal want to buy him