My new favourite transfer rumour is that Arsenal have decided to spend some of their decade long earned cash on Gareth Barry. Gareth. Barry.
The 32 year old only has 1 year left on his £100,000 a week contract and no that's not a typing error. I don't know why I'm so unnecessarily harsh on Gareth Barry but I think it might be because he's shit and incredibly boring. I think if he'd just set fire to something, or rob a bank, or become a vigilante crime fighter that acts as a symbol for justice in the messed up city he loves I'd like him more but that's mostly because I really like batman and setting fire to things.
So anyway apparently Arsenal want to buy him