Tony Hibbert is exciting

When Everton defender Tony Hibbert isn't running away from explosions or solving international conspiracies, he's busy catching carp because he likes fishing.

Hibbert made the front cover of Angling Times this month and yes, that is a real magazine.  If you weren't turned on before, you will be once you read his breathtaking story:

[Tony Hibbert] realised a life-long dream to buy his own carp fishery last year and this summer he invited Angling Times for a quick session

The final tally from the weekend was 9 dead, 54 wounded.