Friday, 21 June 2013

Spain score some goals

Spain beat Tahiti 10-0 last night without really trying but the real highlight of the match was when Fernando Torres missed a penalty.  Against Tahiti.  HAH haha h  AH Aha h Aa H A H AAH HA AH

The Chelsea striker scored four goals and set up a few others but honestly he was awful.  Apart from the teams being about as equal a match up as if Arrigo Sacchi's AC Milan side turned up to play your 5 a side team after you'd been to the pub for a couple of hours, Torres still managed to make himself look average.  Mis-placed pass after another, Torres denied Villa about 5 goals by not setting him properly and while it may seem a bit cruel to laugh at someone who looks like they're currently undergoing chemotherapy, I must admit that I yelled 'WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY' when he skied his penalty.

Jesus Navas came in fancy dress as a convicted sex offender

And the entire crowd wanted Tahiti to win.  But they didn't.  As Pat Nevin pointed out at half time, most of the defensive errors they made during the game are cut out of junior footballers in Scotland by the age of 11, either through coaching or through the introduction of drinking Tennants Super in a park and trying to finger girls.