Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Man City are going to sign Jesus

Manchester City have decided to really invest in new players this summer, and that's why they're going to buy everyone's favourite Jew, Jesus.


The son of the angry vengeful God that you pesky Christians love so much, currently plays for Sevilla in La Liga and just £17million of your earthly pounds will be enough to sign him.  He's changed his last name to Navas so that he doesn't get quite so much fan boy chat but luckily for you I have used my detective skills to uncover who he really is.
"It was my choice. I'm very happy with the decision."
So this Jesus is pro-choice.  Interesting.  THEY'RE EVOLVING