Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Liverpool want another consonant please, Carol

Liverpool are hoping to complete the signing of Henrikh Mkhitaryan from Shakhtar Donetsk in the next couple of days for about £22million.  I have no idea where to even start trying to pronounce that


The Armenian is an attacking midfielder and was named in UEFA's top 100 footballers a couple of seasons ago so that probably means he's good.  He's also apparently worth about £25million so that also makes me think he must be good but you have to consider that this is Liverpool we're talking about.  I could offer them some of my crisps and they'd fax through an £8million offer staggered over 36 months