Sunday, 23 June 2013

Liverpool sign some guy

Liverpool have completed the signing of Luis Alberto.  ARE YOU EXCITED?  WHY AREN'T YOU EXCITED?



David Brentan Rodgers finalized the deal for the Spanish under 21 player today, or maybe yesterday, after Barcelona turned down the opportunity to sign him permanently after his loan spell with their B team.  The now former Sevilla forward moves for a reported £6.8million and his new boss is very excited:
He has the correct footballing profile and mentality to be a Liverpool player.
"I look forward to working with him to develop his talent."
By that I think he means he wants to touch his face a lot and ask him unnecessarily personal questions like what he's doing tonight or whether he's ever seen a grown man wrestle.