Monday, 24 June 2013

Lionel Messi pays his taxes

Lionel Messi has apparently paid €10million in back taxes on top of the €4million it is believed he and his Father owe the Spanish government or whoever it is you pay tax to.

The Barcelona forward has been accused of tax fraud for a bunch of money he earned from image rights and other boring stuff like that, and there were even rumours that he could go to jail!  Now that this tax amount has been paid, and this is just an internet rumour btw, he won't have to even go to court which is good for all the current inmates in Barcelona prison.  They had been devising tactics for raping him by studying his movements during matches but had decided he's just too fast and it would have been embarrassing.  As we all know, there's nothing worse than being left on the floor when you've tried to sexually assault someone in prison.