Italian giants Juventus have agreed a £10million deal to take Carlos Tevez away from Man City, which seems pretty cheap to be honest. Hmm.
The wacky Argentinian has had his fair share of antics in Manchester, including being hounded out of the club and then kept, flying to Argentina because he wanted to and also doing community service for various driving offences. He personifies the 'I really don't give a shit' attitude that I hope my future children adopt, because this guy is fucking rich and he doesn't give a shit. That's easy to do. What happened to HAVING to move back to Argentina? I'm pretty sure Italy is farther away. Ah well. Fair well. I will miss you, sexy Blanka from Street Fighter 2.