Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Johan Cruyff wants to sell Messi

Johan Cruyff is a bit of a Barcelona legend and that's why he thinks his former club should Lionel Messi now that Neymar plays for them.

The creator of the 'Cruyff turn' told Marca this:
"No, I wouldn't have signed Neymar," Cruyff told Marca. "With Neymar on board, I would have planned for the possibility of selling Messi - and some would agree with that, others not. 
"You are talking about a team, its players, the things around it ... There are too many things at stake. That's why it's so difficult to manage such a top class squad."
 I think that selling the best player of all time is a great idea, especially now they have a new best player of all time.  One with an un-twistable stomach!  Cruyff actually makes a bit of sense because when you start throwing large egos in to the same dressing room it can cause problems.  Big problems:
"It's like the free kicks. Neymar is very good at taking them, and Messi has already shown he is. Who's going to take them?
My god.  Has no-one considered the free kicks?!  WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FREE KICKS?!!!!  Although I guess Messi could take them.  And sometimes Neymar could too.  No.  No that's too complicated, let's take it easy for a minute.  I have other things on my mind just now, I'm not thinking clearly.  I mean, we're getting a new tumble dryer today, but the current one still works most of the time but oh CHRIST WE NEED TO SELL OUR HOUSE NOOOWWWWWW