Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Isco is going to Madrid, not City

Spanish sensation Isco is set to move to Real Madrid after Zinedine Zidane talked him out of a move to Manchester.  City will be piiiiissed


Zidane told the Real president that Isco is really good, and that glowing reference was enough to get the transfer machine turned on and working.  Madrid is slightly nicer than Manchester because no English people live there, there is a sun and you don't have to get drunk to enjoy anything so it seems like Isco has probably made a good decision, as a young Spanish person.

The French legend was also the man who convinced his club to sign that Verane guy, and he turned out to be quite good so he must have a good eye for it.  It's like when I recommended Alton Towers to my friends and they really enjoyed it, but really the last laugh is on me because I have never been to Alton Towers