Pep Guardiola has been busy studying German while on his gap year in New York and he has learned so well that his brother expects his first press conference at Bayern Munich will be in fluent German.
Guardiola couldn't have played this any better. Not only has he got pretty much the easiest management job in European football, with a team that will find it difficult to lose, but he gets to look super bad ass by speaking another language fluently just because he can. When he goes out in public it must be like the living version of a Lynx advert. I've basically got a boner now just thinking about him. I mean because of the porn I'm watching! Phew close one