Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Darren Bent to Newcastle

Some transfer rumours are completely stupid, but this may possibly be the most appropriate and sensible move of all time.  Darren Bent, proven goalscoring number 9, to Newcastle.

The out of favour striker could be available for as little as £6million, and with Papiss Cisse now acting like a dick because of some religious reason and the only other striker at the club being Shola Ameobi, Newcastle could probably do with someone to help score goals.  Bent has been the top scoring English player in the Premier League a couple of times I think, and with stunningly well researched journalism like that, who could doubt that he will help Newcastle win the World Cup in Brazil next year.