Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Chelsea sign Schuurle

Chelsea have completed the signing of Andre Schurrle.  The German player moves for £18million and yes I am serious, don't call me Shirley.

I was going to base this entire article around that Airplane joke, but our friend @7amkickoff actually tweeted it first so now I just look like a copycat.  Why are cats copy cats?  Why not a copy dog?  I should really research that.  But first, a pie chart:

I honestly would have no idea who this dude is if I hadn't wasted most of this year playing Ultimate Team.  Thankfully I can count playing football computer games as research, just like looking for pictures of cheerleaders is.  It's research for my boner!  Am I right guys?  HEY OOOHHHH