The Brazilian star completed his £49million move and signed a five year deal with the Catalan giants, which means by the end of his contract I will be 32 and will want to kill myself.
"Money is OK but happiness takes priority. We decided to come to Barcelona. I had a lot of offers but I followed my heart.Aww that's so sweet. We've already covered how Neymar needs to fucking man up and grow a pair, so hopefully he's seen the song I made for him.
"The thrill of being cheered when I entered the Nou Camp - it was hard not to cry,"
I have actually never strangled anyone. Most of the things I tell you on here are lies. MOST OF THEM! HA HA AHH AH AHA HA HAHA HA HA AHA AHHA HA AH AH AH AH AH AHAH AH AHAH AH HA AHAHHA AH AH AH AHAH AH HA AH