Monday, 3 June 2013

Arsenal are about to sign Julio Cesar

QPR goalkeeper Julio Cesar is about to sign for Arsenal according to rumours on the internet and also probably common sense.  FOR FREEEEEE


The Brazilian is set to complete a move across London to escape the sinking ship of doom that is QPR and join the relatively sturdy vessel captained by Arsene Wenger.  Aboard this boat he will be able to relax with cocktails and sandwiches and keep an eye on Gervinho so that he doesn't fling himself back into the sea where he came from