Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Used to be the best 0-7 Now the best

Ooof! That is the noise made by everyone who has watched Bayern Munich over the two legs of their semi-final  against some shit Spanish team. 7-0 on aggregate, ouch.

There was something delightful about seeing Barcelona and their fans just completely baffled, watching goal, after goal go in. "They are so much better than us" etched on all their faces, as Pique shanked one into his own net. Messi was unable to play, and it showed just how much they rely on him when things aren't clicking on the pitch. He was sitting on the subs bench saying, "fuck all to do with me" - as David Villa, Iniesta, Fabregas and friends struggled to make any decent chances.

Bayern will play their mates Dortmund in the final. Two German teams in London, German invasion yeah? World War Two yeah? Tabloid headline orgy on the way. Franck Ribery seems to be a better player now he knows he's not going to jail for having sex with an underage prostitute. It shows just how ugly Franck Ribery is, that he is one of the best footballers in the world, a millionaire and still has to pay someone to have sex with him.

No matter what happens in the final, the important thing is that football is the real winner and Phillip Lahm