The handshake fearing manager has been approached by the Premier Club to replace suit-wearing ape ned, Tony Pulis, and he'll be a good appointment for Stoke as they look to continue their trend of not achieving anything. He might very well keep Stoke up for a couple of seasons but the only person excited about this is Shaun Wright-Philips because he might finally get a game again. Mark Hughes is probably also excited because it's a Premier League club and these opportunities don't come around every day.
Then again it is Stoke. It's like a really hot girl inviting you to her room to have sex, but then you realise she's a prostitute and you have to pay her. Also she gives you syphilis. And Kenwyne Jones keeps trying to break down the door like a rhino