Mbia was arguably one of the bigger names on the QPR shopping spree last Summer but his international pedigree wasn't enough to stop his new club being relegated. He tweeted:
So... Seriously @Joey7Barton do you want rechange your seat with me ? #qpr #omThis is because he used to play for Marseille before he was sent on some sort of boat in exchange for some golden coins, and he preferred it there. The fans were outraged! Oh what a noise they made - "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" they screamed as the torch light baring mob grew ever closer to the window of his castle. "WHAT WILL I DO" he shouted in the mirror, but then, thankfully, it turned out that someone else had logged in to his Twitter account! God be praised!
Someone must have got hold of my login and password - I did not write these thingsHe told the Guardian. Phew, rest easy QPR fans - there's no way that a talented international midfielder doesn't appreciate the chance to play in a terrible team full of assholes in a league that requires the words 'toe punt' and 'accidental head trauma' to be included in the welcome pack. I can only hope that he changed his password or else this terrible crime may happen again.