Thursday, 16 May 2013

Spurs VS One Direction

Somewhere in crazy celebrity land, football and pop music collided and shit got real.

Apparently this guy is in One Direction, he's not Harry Styles so nobody cares. Liam Payne is his name, or should I say Liam PAIN - yeah, that's right. Whilst drinking in Mayfair's Budha bar, Liam noticed some jabronis giving abuse to a waitress. After a closer look, it turned out that those jabronis were Aaron Lennon, Kyle Walker, Tom Huddlestone and Jake Livermore. As is normal in groups of assholes, the smallest one was the loudest, the ring-leader as it were. Apparently Aaron Lennon was making fun of a waitress, when things went too far, Liam said "enough is enough!"

He's actually quoted as saying "what the fuck is going on!", then squared up to Aaron Lennon. Tom Huddlestone only came out of hibernation recently, and like all bears at this time of year he was hungry and grumpy. Luckily Liam's friends calmed him down before Huddlestone gave him a haymaker and devoured his lifeless carcass. We will call this one a draw. Next week it's Harry Styles Vs Gareth Bale.