Monday, 27 May 2013

Neymar is so gay

Brazilian superstar Neymar (THAT RHYMES HOLY FUCK) played his last game for Santos last night before he moves to Barcelona like everyone's known he will for months.  Then he cried like a big girl


Ohhhh you must be so sad leaving your home country to earn millions playing for one of the greatest club sides of all time, oh wow I'm so sad for you.  It turns out that this isn't the first time he's been greetin because he's sad


There's him crying when he won a penalty shoot out


And here's him crying when Santos lost against Barcelona.  Jesus dude, you need man up.  If he turns up at the Nou Camp and Fabregas offers him a biscuit, he's going to lose his shit.  I bet once he jizzes inside or near a lady he tries to cuddle them and starts talking about his feelings and tells her he loves her and that he'll always be there for her.  Gay