Not content with the signings of James Rodriguez and Joao Moutinho from Porto for a combined sum of £45million, the newly promoted French club have now added Ricardo Carvalho to their ranks. Oh yeh and they're about to sign Falcao. At least we now know he is in no way interested in money.
Monaco's general director said:
"Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are not very realistic options. I don't think they are for sale,"Then he turned around very fast and from a sly giggle, slowly found himself laughing maniacally while twisting his moustache. I assume he has a moustache. Otherwise how will we know he's evil?