Monday, 6 May 2013

Juve win the league, give Conte an ice bath

Juventus won Serie A yesterday for the 29th time (31 if you include the two times they fixed it) and they celebrated by throwing Antonio Conte into an ice bath in his pants.

Andrea Pirlo has recently described his level of admiration for the Italian manager by likening him to Arrigo Sachhi.  I saw in some newspaper he said something like "if Sacchi was a genius, what on earth is Conte?" so I'm going to assume that means he's very good.  It's certainly a better thing to say than "how did you get in here?!  CALL THE POLICE!" every single time I go and visit my ex girlfriend.  I just wanna say hi baby