Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Gareth Bale trademarks his celebration

Gareth Bale is quite good at football and that's why he wins awards and I sit at home trying to get the energy to go to the shops to buy fajitas.  He's also trademarked his celebration so dirty people can't rip it off


You can read the trademark application here because what could be a more exciting thing to do than read that.  Of all the literary classics and the newspapers of the world, you should instead read something that tells you that these things are not allowed
Leather and imitations of leather, and goods made of these materials and not included in other classes; animal skins, hides; trunks and travelling bags; umbrellas, parasols and walking sticks; whips, harness and saddlery
So basically if you were planning on going on holiday to Turkey and wanted to buy a silver medallion to wear around your chest with the above symbol, I'm afraid it's going to be a cheap knock off and not the real thing.  Think of the ladies you could have had!  Ah well, maybe they won't notice.  I'm excited for when Gervinho trademarks his goal celebration and Tesco aren't allowed to sell melting pineapples anymore