Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Frank Lampard is Chelsea Man

Frank Lampard became Chelsea's all time top scorer this weekend by hitting two goals against Aston Villa.  EVEN THOUGH HE'S A MIDFIELDER.  I promise I won't make any fat jokes


Super Frank scored his 202nd and 203rd goals for the club against might-get-relegated Aston Villa to write his name in Chelsea's record books.  Other records in the Chelsea book include 'most drugs consumed' by Adrian Mutu, 'least goals scored' by Fernando Torres and 'families destroyed' by John Terry.  The other books in the Chelsea library include The Hobbit and Trainspotting.  And a recipe book for pies because Frank Lampard is so fat

ARGH IT HAPPENED AGAIN I LIED IM SORRY