Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Dortmund is popular

Champions League finalists Borussia Dortmund have received more than 500,000 applications for tickets for their match against Bayern Munich, which is only 475,000 less than they're actually going to get.

The German club plan to hold a ballot type lottery thing to decide who will get the magic golden tickets and win the once in a lifetime chance to visit Wembley.  On the tour Robert Lewandowski will be sent home in shame after he consumes some food he isn't allowed to and turns into a giant blueberry ball and Marco Reus will take a never ending ride in the wonderful new glass elevators.  Then Jurgen Klopp will come out dressed as Willy Wonka and call Mario Gotze a cunt.