Saturday, 4 May 2013

Deco is bad at drug tests

Portuguese but actually Brazilian midfielder Deco has received test results and he would be very happy about this if it didn't mean that he is now banned from playing for 30 days.


Furosemide is the name of the thing he is alleged to have consumed and he has claimed that it was merely hidden within a sample of a contaminated vitamin supplement he was taking. I can relate because this is similar to the reason I got fired from work, when I injected heroin into my ass that I found inside a twix. That was a weird shift in Debenhams.