Now obviously that's not Mutu, it is in fact a man who swallowed an entire bag of coke in order to hide it from police, and the subsequent mug shot, but it might also stress how mental some people go when they consume a lot of drugs. Adrian Mutu said:
If those aren't the ramblings of a clear lunatic then I'm not wearing an Abraham Lincoln disguise right now. NO-ONE SUSPECTS THE LINCOLN.
What on earth must his wife be thinking? As she opens her eyes, covered in pot noodle and tin foil, her shaking husband declares that he wants to adopt a sewer baby from China. While rollerblading around the house wearing a boiler suit and smoking 18 fags at the same time