Saturday, 20 April 2013

QPR on the brink

QPR took one step closer to relegation today, thanks to a 2-0 defeat at home to Stoke. They are really terrible.

Harry Redknapp is incredibly good at making up nonsense to distract your attention away from just how shit his team are. "We need a new pitch" - the most recent of his desperate excuses. I for one will be delighted to see Harry go down. He spunked an incredible amount of money on Chris Samba as he strolled into town like he was John Wayne, about to rescue the townspeople and shoot all the bandits in the face. 

If you lose at home to Stoke City, you aren't good enough for the Premier League. Even Peter Crouch managed to score against them today. One thing's for sure, if when QPR go down - you will not see Harry Redknapp for dust. It's almost guaranteed that it's written in his contract that he can leave as soon as the final whistle blows, confirming their downfall. "Championship? Fuck off you mugs!" - as he drives into the sunset in his soft-top 911, with his sunglasses on and Phil Collins playing on the stereo.