Sunday, 14 April 2013

Newcastle vs Sunderland preview

Newcastle will try to relegate Sunderland today in the last Tyne Weir derby of the season. It's Pardew vs Dick Aneo. Who will triumph?

Les miserables Toon Army will be hoping the return of Hatem Ben Arfa will guide them through yet more injury worries against a surely motivated Sunderland side. Paolo Di Canio will be hoping the spirit of Mussolini lives on in his players and they carve out a win or draw or something.

The Sunderland fans can sing some of the songs from his fascist song collection, available no where because I made it up. Toon fans have been asked not to do that Sieg heil gesture thing to wind the Italian up and police are going to be everywhere to stop things catching on fire. Because if there's one thing you should go to jail for, it's the millionaire multi-national corporation that someone you don't know has decided that they like