Newcastle will try to relegate Sunderland today in the last Tyne Weir derby of the season. It's Pardew vs Dick Aneo. Who will triumph?
Les miserables Toon Army will be hoping the return of Hatem Ben Arfa will guide them through yet more injury worries against a surely motivated Sunderland side. Paolo Di Canio will be hoping the spirit of Mussolini lives on in his players and they carve out a win or draw or something.