Because Bayern Munich aren't quite content with having a team good enough to go a whole season near undefeated, and now with the most coveted manager in world football in charge, they've decided to do an Old Firm, and buy all the other teams' best players.
HAHAH DO YA GET IT IT ARE MARIO GOAT LOL
The Borussia Dortmund player will sign for Bayern at the end of the season for £32million which makes him the most expensive German player ever and he'll probably just play in midfield somewhere and win the league. If you thought the SPL was one sided, Bayern are currently 20 points ahead of BVB and have won the league with six games left - a new record. My other favourite German record is
Hahaha ha aha ah a not really. I'm not sure if that's even a real record. It says it's produced by Jack White, but somehow I doubt that but I'm not going to research it because that, my friends, would take time and effort.