Manchester United have decided to sell out a bit more and make some money from the rights to naming their training ground. Really? Is that a thing now?
Aon will pay the club £120 million over the next eight years to have their name printed on training kit for friendly and competitive matches, so presumably any children watching will go 'Daddy! Please can we get some insurance? I want it nooooowwwwwww' like I used to. This new deal has made me realise that I should be making more money from my assets and that's why I plan to have a naked picture of Paul Ince tattooed over my entire body. I haven't worked out all of the details yet, but that has to make money somehow. Tattoos rub off as well don't they?