Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Luis Suarez offered anger management

Biting people is frowned upon in most public settings, be it a swimming pool, wedding ceremony or professional football game.  Luis Suarez might have an anger problem and so the FA have offered him some help

The Professional Footballer's Association has announced that he will be offered anger management counselling in a bid to stop him being such an enormous cunt.  This graphic of the new Luis Suarez PS3 controller misses the secret buttons on the back which allow him to score from 50 yards, instantly control a lofted pass and carry a below average Premier League team for an entire season because the ones you really want to see are on the front.  It's like when you watch Man on Wire and you think 'wow this guy is incredibly talented' but you actually want him to be racist and bite someone