Thursday, 18 April 2013

Jack Wilshere is a mogwai

Kevin Mirallas was just innocently squirting water out of his bottle as he walked towards the tunnel during Arsenal vs Everton on Tuesday but little did he know it would cause a huge ruckus.

The Belgian forward can be seen squirting some water behind him and it hits Jack Wilshere, who as we all know, can't stand having water on him.  He squares up to Mirallas immediately and says "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!" before spawning more of himself all over the place in the tunnel. He ran into the jaccuzzi as fast as he could

"You bellend!" he screamed as he started putting frying pans in the microwave, and before anyone could stop him he had become a gremlin and then Gervinho tried to eat him.

Fucking hell, footballers are such absolute pussies