Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Edin Dzeko is going somewhere, mysterious

Manchester City striker Edin Dzeko left a clue as to what he's going to do football wise next season by tweeting that he's left.  Almost 1 million % to Germany


The Bosnian tweeted that picture and the message:
OtišO sam!
Which translates as "I've gone".  Because he put a picture of a plane up I have deduced that this might mean he was getting on a plane and since all of the newspapers agree that he's moving to Borussia Dortmund this is now science.  But not fake science sort of like how my friend tried to tell me that humans evolved from apes.  Sure thing mate.  Have you ever seen a picture of God that looks like a monkey?  Exactly.  Idiot