Saturday, 6 April 2013

Chelsea are blue (da ba dee)

Marketing is hard and that's why I keep not getting jobs in that particular field even though I once drew a picture that was on the front page of Reddit.  Luckily for Chelsea they hired a real hot shot

So that's part one.  I also don't really know how to react to this but let's try, together, in part two.

OK I just don't think I get it.  Fernando Torres looks like he's doing 'blue steel' and took me like 5 minutes to figure out who the rest of the guys are.  Demba Ba looks like someone you'd select in Mortal Kombat.  Urghh this whole thing is just not cool man.  That's what she said?  I don't know what else to say I just have to leave now ok bai thx