Monday, 22 April 2013

Celtic win SPL, absolutely no-one cares

You may or may not be aware that Celtic won the SPL this weekend.  Yeh I don't care either

I'm not even exaggerating when I say that there was absolutely no point to Celtic even being in the competition because it wasn't a competition.  Celtic vs the other teams in the division is like if Stone Cold Steve Austin tried to have a fight with The Rock, but The Rock is inside a giant robot with lazers and missiles, inside a gigantic spaceship that is firing lazers at him, listening to the new Daft Punk record before anyone else.

Winning that trophy must have felt about as rewarding as when you put £1 in a vending machine, push the button for a Twix and then you win a Twix

Congratulations you shower of cunts