Thursday, 18 April 2013

Alex Song is regret

Alex Song left Arsenal to go on holiday in Barcelona sometime last season and now, shockingly, he regrets being the fifth choice substitute for the greatest team ever.  He wants to go back to Arsenal

According to his Uncle, who is actually his cousin, Alex made a big mistake when he left North London to seek the pleasures of the Spanish giants and now he wants Wenger to come and rescue him. His Uncle is actually Rigobert Song, as in the same guy who played for Liverpool and West Ham back in the day - isn't that cool?  His most famous and best statistic is that along with Zinedine Zidane, he is the only player to have been sent off in two separate world cups.  I wish Rigobert Song was my Uncle, and not the one who molested me behind the petrol station in I mean I don't have an Uncle