Tuesday, 19 March 2013

The FA says McManaman is alright

You may remember that this weekend, Callum McManaman tried to murder a Newcastle player whose name I can't remember how to spell.  Everyone was outraged except for Wigan and the FA, so that's nice.

The FA have decided that McManaman won't be charged for his crime because the referee already saw it and decided it wasn't a crime.  Ahhh I see.  So by this logic if a policeman sees me run over a pedestrian but doesn't tell me off at the time, then it's totally fine?  That's good news because I've been hiding in this back alley now for like 20 minutes now and I think I'm going over my 3g allowance