Sunday, 3 March 2013

Someone wants to buy Arsenal

Arsenal have loads of money in the bank but that doesn't really matter now they won't be in the Champions League.  Thankfully some people still support them like this bunch of dudes from the Middle East who want to buy them

I don't know who these people are, but they have a very specific set of skills that they will use to hunt down Arsenal, and buy them.  Then they will try and buy some good players and stop the good ones from leaving, so Arsene Wenger doesn't have to try and finish third every year with a worse and worse team.  Like how I have to try and convince girls to come back to my flat even though I just keep getting progressively more desperate.

Arsenal of course turned down the £1.5billion bid made by the potential investors because the people who currently own it like Stan Kroenke and that Uzmanov guy want to make sure their shares lose more of their value rather than the team actually winning anything.