Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Some idiot phoned 999 about Man United

Some 18 year old bellend is internet famous today because he phoned 999 to report the Turkish referee in the Man United game last night.

The police highlighted the stupidity of the call to raise awareness of the amount of stupid phone calls they have to deal with on a daily basis.  The Manchester United fan, from Nottingham, not Manchester, phoned to complain about the 'crime' the referee had committed by sending off Nani and the fuzz want you to know that complaining about things that aren't real crimes is also illegal.  So stop doing it, you dicks.  Unless it's really serious of course.  Like if your wifi goes down or something.  What am I even paying them for?!