Monday, 18 March 2013

Rio Ferdinand is merked

Restaurant owner Rio Ferdinand has pulled out of Roy Hodgson's England squad even though he was totally going to play.  Poor Roy.  Or Rio.

The Manchester United defender has withdrawn from the team because: injured.  Roy Hodgson said this:
"I'm disappointed Rio will not be available, but due to the detailed medical programme he must follow it's not possible,"
So Rio was just called up because it makes Roy look really nice inviting him even though he knew that he couldn't play.  What an evil game, Mr Hodgson.  This reminds me of the time that I invited all of my friends round to my house to play Sonic but none of them could make it because I don't have any friends