Rio Ferdinand has been recalled for England selection again at the age of 34, which is nice.
The Manchester United defender will potentially feature in England's next two qualifying games against San Marino and whoever else they're playing, and what a surprise that this has happened while John Terry is injured. The England team is basically now a sitcom where those two guys can't know that the other one is in the same building, and also Rio Ferdinand's lips are controlled by extra puppeteers. Or maybe it's CGI. I haven't decided yet, we're still in pre-production