Saturday, 2 March 2013

Nile Ranger is released

Loveable gun criminal Nile Ranger has had his contracted terminated by Newcastle United which is bad because now he has nothing to do except be Nile Ranger.

It would be a shame if he was actually any good, but after about 4 years of 'having potential', Ranger has done absolutely nothing of note on the pitch.  Off it he's done wonderfully well and regularly featured in newspaper articles but after his latest escapade, where police questioned him on suspicion of rape, Newcastle have finally decided to get rid.  If he really were a power ranger, the megazord would be impounded for drug possession.  That was a weird episode