Thursday, 14 March 2013

Nile Ranger is arrested again

Nile Ranger was once a promising young footballer who just loved guns and assaulting people.  Now he's just some guy that loves guns and assaulting people.  HELLO THERE POLICE

If I had to describe how much of an ass hole Nile Ranger is on a scale of 1-10, I would give him  a purple.  That's just 4 points above 12, if 10 is the highest amount of ass holeness you can get, and that is assuming that 3 is the magic number, which I heard it was.  Ranger has now been arrested more times than I think he's scored Premiership goals and so I think now is probably a good time to just forget he ever existed.  If you don't see him walking around a town centre in the next few weeks with a shopping trolley full of broken metal things that he's found, then I will eat my hat.  And it's a nacho hat too so I would like to eat it