Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Nicklas Bendtner is a drink driving mess

The world's most self important striker, Nicklas Bendtner, was arrested the other day for driving his car whilst very pissed.  According to silly Danish laws, that's still illegal.  What is this?  1997?!!


The currently Juventus and sort of Arsenal player might be sent back to the London club after his poor behaviour, which he is very sorry about
“No one can understand the pain I am going through right now. I can assure you that this is the worst day of my life.
“I will do everything possible to get back to doing what I love. Everyone makes mistakes in their lives.”
He's right you know, everyone does make mistakes in their lives but fortunately most of us don't drive down the wrong side of the street while utterly shit faced.  Some Danish journalist decided to recreate the effects of being as drunk as old Bendy, as we will call him now, and drove a car afterwards.  And shock horror he doesn't do very well.

Well I assume that, I didn't watch it because the video popped up with some advert for Game of Thrones or whatever gay harry potter stuff you guys are watching these days.  Give me a show where Bendy Nick Bentdner explores new cities in his car after a night of Sailor Jerry and you can sell me anything you want