Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Michael Owen is retired

Horse loving striker, Michael Owen has announced today that he intends to retire at the end of the season even though he's actually been injured since 2002.

Owen's career spanned several years and saw him earn lots of money for being the test subject of various massages and hamstring examinations.  Before that he was also one of the best strikers in the world and is England's fourth all time highest goal scorer, so just remember that.  Owen originally wanted to do a press conference to announce his decision but had to use Twitter instead after rupturing both his medial ligaments pouring some rice krispies into a bowl.