Some have argued that this charming ditty is racist, others are unsure. Let's see what you think:
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put Rio on the top
Put Anton in the middle
Then burn the f****** lotNow I'm no scientist but I have detected subtle undertones of racism here. Had the song been about some white guy like Stewart Downing people would just be like "oh that's just a lovely song about burning another human to death - what japes ho ho ho" but because Anton had that whole 'JT is racist' court case, the whole thing takes an unpleasant subtext. Had the song been about burning Frank Lampard then it would have been a nice song, because it would be about how he could power a small village for several years.
Because he's so fat.