Wise old Pa Broon decided to retire at the end of the season so he can become a professional shagger and that has left Aberdeen with a gaping hole they need to fill. A manager shaped hole. Step in Derek McInnes!
The former St Johnstone manager was recently fired from Bristol City for achieving a club record seven successive defeats, leaving them completely fucked at the bottom of the Championship table. It is credentials like these that have made him the Dons' first choice after a rumoured bid to steal Derek Adams from Ross County failed. How wonderful!
There's just something so romantic about going with someone who isn't even your first choice and that absolutely no-one will talk to you about afterwards. Especially if it's 2am and you're in Dundee. What is this? Sea World?!