Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Arsene Wenger thinks Arsenal will win, is lying

Arsenal are going to play Bayern Munich tonight and try to over turn a 3-1 defeat against their rivals in Germany.  Arsene Wenger is really confident.

He's so confident, in fact, that he might even just put out a reserve team and see what happens.  The fans will be very pleased because winning away against Bayern Munich is usually very easy and this means the good players will be rested and ready to try and finish 5th in the Premier League.  He said:
"I am convinced that if this team can find a big game you will see a completely different animal.
Looking at that quote might be misleading - it could also help us deduce that he has finally gone mental and was actually talking about going on safari, rather than anything about the game.  There he and Steve Bould could find an alibi to shoot Gervinho and pretend they thought he was a deer and Bacary Sagna would be able to feast on dead animal carcasses that he finds.  Also Theo Walcott looks like a deer.

So anyway Arsenal probably won't win tonight