Thursday, 14 February 2013

Tiote are fraud

Cheick Tiote has been arrested on suspicion of fraud and there are many jokes I could make about this so let's see what happens.

The Newcastle midfielder had his Chevrolet Camaro (that's a car) seized by police in relation to fraud and driving offences yesterday and now he is being investigated.  So it's probably something to do with pretending he wasn't driving at some point and then it crashed or something like that.  Like in Arrested Development when Lucille makes Michael think he was driving.

Interrogating Tiote must be absolutely terrifying and it is believed that Batman has been hired to shout 'WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING' or whatever it is he does.  Chill out, Batman.  Why have you always got to be so uptight